Three friends – two straight guys and a gay guy – and their respective partners are on a cruise.
A tidal wave then came up and swamped the ship and they all drowned.
Next thing you know, they’re standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
First up came one of the straight guys and his wife.
St Peter shook his head sadly. “I’m sorry, I cannot let you in. You were too greedy.
You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny.”
Up next was the second straight guy and his wife. “I’m sorry, for I cannot let you in either. You were also greedy.
You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!”
At this, the gay guy gulped and turned to his boyfriend, whispering nervously, “This doesn’t look good, Dick.”